like honestly, I have a charlie horse in both butt cheeks

I am a lame-o baby

I literally pulled my butt muscles when trying to do some butt work out.
I am dumb.
Wtf

I’ve trained really hard for this movie… because I wanted Gary to be one of those death-defying, indestructible addicts, you know, who just shouldn’t be alive. - Simon Pegg

He tries really hard. I mean, you leave him alone for five minutes - say you take a rest and he’ll be, still, in the mirror going through his fight routine, trying to learn it. He puts a lot of effort in and it pays off. - Greg Townley (stunt performer)

eclipticafusion:

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”

Mucho importante
eclipticafusion:

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”

Mucho importante
eclipticafusion:

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”

Mucho importante
eclipticafusion:

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”

Mucho importante
eclipticafusion:

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”

Mucho importante
eclipticafusion:

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”

Mucho importante
eclipticafusion:

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”

Mucho importante
eclipticafusion:

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”

Mucho importante

eclipticafusion:

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”

Mucho importante

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)

atoms2ashes:

Madoka Magica witches in Collage form, including Gertrud, Charlotte, Elly, and Elsa Maria.
That was fun. I might do this again sometime with the other witches.
atoms2ashes:

Madoka Magica witches in Collage form, including Gertrud, Charlotte, Elly, and Elsa Maria.
That was fun. I might do this again sometime with the other witches.
atoms2ashes:

Madoka Magica witches in Collage form, including Gertrud, Charlotte, Elly, and Elsa Maria.
That was fun. I might do this again sometime with the other witches.
atoms2ashes:

Madoka Magica witches in Collage form, including Gertrud, Charlotte, Elly, and Elsa Maria.
That was fun. I might do this again sometime with the other witches.

atoms2ashes:

Madoka Magica witches in Collage form, including Gertrud, Charlotte, Elly, and Elsa Maria.

That was fun. I might do this again sometime with the other witches.

atoms2ashes:

Madoka Magica collage witches part 3.Including Oktavia von Seckendorff, Ophelia, Kriemhild Gretchen, and Walpurgis Night.Part 1 | Part 2
atoms2ashes:

Madoka Magica collage witches part 3.Including Oktavia von Seckendorff, Ophelia, Kriemhild Gretchen, and Walpurgis Night.Part 1 | Part 2
atoms2ashes:

Madoka Magica collage witches part 3.Including Oktavia von Seckendorff, Ophelia, Kriemhild Gretchen, and Walpurgis Night.Part 1 | Part 2
atoms2ashes:

Madoka Magica collage witches part 3.Including Oktavia von Seckendorff, Ophelia, Kriemhild Gretchen, and Walpurgis Night.Part 1 | Part 2

atoms2ashes:

Madoka Magica collage witches part 3.
Including Oktavia von Seckendorff, Ophelia, Kriemhild Gretchen, and Walpurgis Night.

Part 1 | Part 2

whitekyurem:

i like this post and i like pokemon and i like astrology so i’m gonna put down the ones i think are fitting? 

aries: fighting
taurus: ground
gemini: psychic
cancer: grass
leo: fire
virgo: fairy
libra: electric
scorpio: ice
sagittarius: dragon
capricorn: steel
aquarius: flying
pisces: water

youmakenosense:

icavein:

darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.

FUCK

He’s a gigantic bearded man and she’s a tiny 17 year old girl and I really hope they’re as good of friends in real life as they seem on interviews.

(Source: quiet-isle)

coolator:

This Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant is my new hero

thecroptopmovement:

Willow Smith’s crop top style.
thecroptopmovement:

Willow Smith’s crop top style.

thecroptopmovement:

Willow Smith’s crop top style.

lordflacko91:

itsmethe5footer:

pas-une-ange:

relevant

the original “Muhfuckas never loved us…”

^^^ FACTS

(Source: -intheround)

tetsuoatehimbread:

*tips unlit cigarette* m’taphor

punkrockluna:

frankoceanfanclub:

coachella aka the annual bindi wearing white girls conference

with special guest appearance by white girls in feather headdresses!